Category: Skateboarding

Introducing The Winkowski Signature Shoe By Emerica

Winky spends so much time in gnarly inverts that Emerica put the logo upside down on his pro shoe. Palming coping like that surely must make you dizzy. I wouldn’t know, but I’ll cop these shoes and I bet I bust a fat sad plant first T. The Winkowskis are going for $84.99, which sounds fairly priced in a world of $100+ kicks. I’m not worried about it… I’m paying for my new shoes with money from the swear jar.

MASHER: Swampfest 2024

A mud-creature emerged from the sludgy waters of Swampfest this year, startling skaters & spectators alike! Oh wait… that was Gravette diggin’ his way out of the pit after gettin’ pitched to his ribcage under the Indy Swamp Rail. Anyone considering attending Swampfest next year should be prepared for permanent trenchfoot and rogue fireworks. Only the gnarliest and most inebriated will step to these obstacles. Let the muddy mayhem commence!

Stoprock is Back & the Dollar Store is Sold Out of Wax Melts

I’m back! I kicked OCD’s ass like Mike V throwin’ hands in a parking lot brawl. What have I been up to? Scraping homemade skate wax from the bottom of my hand-me-down Paula Dean spaghetti pot. I added vanilla passionfruit wax melts so you can smell your grinds and loose chunks of tobacco because I’m a goshdarn lunatic.

You thought I was BS-ing about the tobaccy.

Much like Dustin Dollin hurdling his carcass onto a steep-as-shit handrail, I’m delving back into blogging blacked-out and hungry for concrete. This is for the love! I’ve missed writing and I’m hyped to get this going again. I don’t have much of a plan and I don’t need one. Diogenes would probably sleep in the trashcan of your local but I know you have zero interest in a mouse analogy, despite your love for artificial cheese squares. Let’s be real though, those squares are buttery on some scrambled eggs.

So I guess follow this blog if you want some radical skateboarding content. We’ll figure it out. I promise. We have Mark Suciu workin’ the numbers for us, so I’m not worried.

See you around, sucka. -rp

Man of das World

I’ll catch flack for this, but I kinda almost forgot about Palace. But I never forgot about Heitor! This dude is top talent and you don’t have to be no skate rat to recognize that! When the opening trick is as wild as this, you know the whole edit is going to be FIRE! Don’t sleep on Heitor! And I guess Palace is back on my map… whoops. All love!

Tanner Van Vark’s “T.V.V.” Part for REAL

What a high energy edit! The team stacks clips, followed by a crazy edit from Tanner! Everyone knows Tanner is good, but I feel like he’s still underrated. Dude gets creative but still hits heavy! Real Skateboards knows what’s up and their whole team is filled with righteous rippers! If you want the best of the best and the most up to date street carnage, this is the edit for you! Keith would be proud!